"Hmmm... now what do we do?", Jaggu O'Hara asked, her forehead creased with a bout of concentration which had less to do with her considering the question gravely and more to do with her trying to stand without falling flat on her face.
"I don't know... Ninjeshwari was supposed to tell us," replied Pappu Singham, turning towards Ninjeshwari with a look that could be mistaken as quizzical but was actually just a little cross-eyed.
"Oh! Is that so? Ok! I've got this!" replied Ninjeshwari, who took the responsibility thrust upon her with full gusto, and a little sway. "By the way, can you girls just tell me one thing... what were we supposed to do?"
"I know! I know! I know!" jumped Jaggu, ever the faithful bookkeeper. "We were supposed to have an orgy!"
Some 1 hour ago...
"One, two, three!", the three women said in unison and gulped their sixth tequila shot.
"Whoo! I've never been this drunk, but you know what? I can still walk along a straight line!" Jaggu claimed. When there was no response, she continued, "What? You don't believe me? I can show it to you!" Saying which, she promptly got up from her seat and proceeded to walk along an imaginary tight rope, extending out her hands for balance.
Ninjeshwari, ever the knight in shining armour, came to her rescue, "Jaggu! You'll fall without a stick! Here, take this!" saying which she handed out an umbrella to Jaggu.
Jaggu, grateful for the life-saving umbrella, held it firmly across her hands and continued her walk on the tight-rope.
"I think I'm gonna puke," Pappu said to no one in particular.
"Hey! My tight-rope walk is not that bad!" Jaggu cried out.
"No, I've just had too many drinks tonight, that's all," murmured Pappu.
"Finish that masala papad! You need to eat when you drink, Pappu!" Ninjeshwari to the rescue again.
"Hey! What about that orgy you promised us, Ninju?" Jaggu asked.
"Oh, yeah! That would take Pappu's mind off puking! Perfect! Let's do it!"
"Errr.... what?", Pappu asked no one in particular.
Present time...
"Hmmm... what are we supposed to do in an orgy?" Ninjeshwari asked her two comrades.
"Doesn't it first start with a massage?' Pappu asked hopefully.
"No, don't give her a massage! She will promptly go off to sleep!" Jaggu interjected, sounding a little too emphatic.
"You still haven't gotten over it, have you?" Pappu replied.
Jaggu just turned her back with her nose in the air and her lips turned up petulantly.
"Ok, so massage is off the list... what else?" Ninjeshwari started jotting down a mental list.
"Scented candles!" piped in Jaggu.
"And chocolates!" added Ninjeshwari.
"A book on economics!" was Pappu's contribution.
Ninjeshwari and Jaggu immediately turned toward Pappu. An awkward silence, heavy with the threat of violence (or was it confusion) ensued.
"Ok, maybe not that", conceded Pappu in a very small voice.
"What else?" Ninjeshwari asked again, with a warning glance at Pappu.
"A nice hot bath!" said Jaggu, beginning to suspect that the hot weather might have induced odours detrimental to an orgy.
"Together?" suggested Ninjeshwari, with a suggestively arched eyebrow and crooked smile.
"Whaaaatt? No!!" cried out the prudish Jaggu.
"But why not? We are planning to have an orgy together, aren't we? Logically, you shouldn't then mind taking a bath together?", said Pappu with the air of Amartya Sen giving a lecture.
"I'm just... just not comfortable, ok?!" Jaggu answered back, beginning to think that maybe all of this wasn't such a good idea.
"Ok, as you wish", Ninjeshwari replied.
After all three had a nice shower, they proceeded to the bedroom. They looked at the nice, cosy King-size bed, and then at each other.
"Now what?" Pappu asked with the fervour of a scientist about to explore an organism under the microscope.
They looked at the bed again, each with great feelings in their hearts—Pappu greatly curious, Jaggu greatly nervous, and Ninjeshwari greatly excited.
"Maybe, we should just climb the bed and then figure out what to do?" suggested Ninjeshwari.
Jaggu nodded sheepishly. Pappu nodded fervently. Ninjeshwari just sauntered coolly, as if she had done this a hundred times before. When Pappu and Jaggu looked at her with awe, she broke into nervous giggles. It made the other two women break into giggles as well.
Giggling they climbed onto the bed, got under the coverlet, switched off the lights....
...and stared up at the ceiling...
...and promptly went off to sleep.
*All content moderated in light of the censor board and the innocent minds reading this blog. Any disappointment caused is deeply regretted.
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